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At Halsnead we all love Maths and we like to have fun with Maths. Read some of our hilarious Maths Jokes here. Updated regularly so send your jokes to Mrs Kendall and the Maths Ambassadors, keep looking back for new jokes added each week!!


What did the triangle say to the circle?

Your Pointless!frown


Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach...?

Because it was over 90 degrees! smileysmileysmiley


Why was six afraid of seven...?

Because seven ate nine!surprise


What do Mathematicians eat on Hallowe'en...?

Pumpkin Pi!frown


Why did the Maths book look so sad...?

Because it had so many problems!smiley


Have you heard the latest statistics joke?



How can you make time fly?

Throw a clock out of the window!sad


What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots!surprise


How do you make seven an even number?
Take the 's' out!mail


Why is a math book always unhappy?
Because it always has lots of problems. surprise


Where do math teachers go on vacation?
To Times Square.frown


What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race?
2 Fast 4 U!surprise