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At Halsnead we all love Maths and we like to have fun with Maths. Read some of our hilarious Maths Jokes here. Updated regularly so send your jokes to Mrs Kendall and the Maths Ambassadors, keep looking back for new jokes added each week!!

 

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Your Pointless!frown

 

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach...?

Because it was over 90 degrees! smileysmileysmiley

 

Why was six afraid of seven...?

Because seven ate nine!surprise

 

What do Mathematicians eat on Hallowe'en...?

Pumpkin Pi!frown

 

Why did the Maths book look so sad...?

Because it had so many problems!smiley

 

Have you heard the latest statistics joke?

Probably!smileysmileysmiley

 

How can you make time fly?

Throw a clock out of the window!sad

 

What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots!surprise

 

How do you make seven an even number?
Take the 's' out!mail

 

Why is a math book always unhappy?
Because it always has lots of problems. surprise

 

Where do math teachers go on vacation?
To Times Square.frown

 

What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race?
2 Fast 4 U!surprise

 

 

 


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